Astro’s Chest of Wonders

Here's 1 hour of free Lo-Fi.

I don't think "rasict" is a word Johnson


"Learn how to drive T. Carlos." -M. Smith

Can't forget those department-issued eyebrows.

You're wild for this

Wish granted.

Where's Waldo.


Permissions override.

Everything has a price.

When you try to plan events.

The Devil within me.

The Devil's ensemble.

It's a hard knock life if you're not the devil.

Like talking to a brick wall

Lace chokers look good on me.

Everything's fine.


In Memoriam

2016 Tesla Model S

Cause of Death

Rockstar’s Lore-Accurate Hammer